Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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