I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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