Swine flu is the new snow day.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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