i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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