In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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