i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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