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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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