love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
do nipples grow back?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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