we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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