4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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