After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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