i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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