brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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