This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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