I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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