hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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