the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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