none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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