So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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