Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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