I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Floor bacon is actually really good
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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