Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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