can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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