In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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