we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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