Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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