Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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