I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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