im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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