do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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