also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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