dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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