At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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