I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Terrible idea I love it
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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