i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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