not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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