I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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