I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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