So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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