i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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