You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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