She said her name was "party"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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