I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I can text with my tongue
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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