i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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