My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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