Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
These tits shall not be calmed
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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