Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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