Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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