and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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