Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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