On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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