I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
