well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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