There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What a dumb baby whore.
She needs sedatives and a leash
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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